“I think you're a real beer drinker,” says my boyfriend, sounding almost proud.
“What's a real beer drinker?” I ask.
“Well, not like my mom, who won't touch anything darker than Corona.”
I had just ingested a bottle of Arrogant Bastard Ale and declared my regret that we didn't have more. This was fairly serious problem in my mind, as I'd recently developed a strong affinity for beer: it's my current post-workday beverage of choice. I had already gone though most of the brands stocked at my local Trader Joe's and recently hunted down the nearest specialty wine and cheese store, which also happens to have a fairly large selection of beer. Then came the more exotic brews, such as Sam Adam's Triple Bock: not my after work beer of choice, but I'll consider it the next time I'm trying to find a drink to accompany my cheese platter.
This wasn't supposed to happen, especially with beer. I've tried being a wine drinker for years, but it just never clicked. There is the occasional bottle of wine that I fully enjoy, but I never miss it when it isn't around: it never complimented a meal in the way I thought it should. If I was being totally honest, I would have to admit that my desire to appreciate wine was at least partially a desire to be part of high culture as opposed to for the love of the drink. And then I started drinking beer.
Beer, at least in my mind, is not “high culture”. Beer is manly, grotesque, meant for drinking games (specifically beer pong) and late nights in grimy bars. At worst, it's cheap, revolting to taste. At best, it's tolerable, but certainly isn't meant to compliment superbly prepared meals of seared ahi and blue cheese crusted steak. I associate it's smell with a hug from my father on a hot summer's day, or drunk (male) friends from college. Beer is not feminine.
Or so I thought until I tried some “real” beer: the carbonation, the dark flavor. I was hooked.